Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A Conversation with my Husband

Me: If we have a boy, are we going to have him circumcised
Joe: Uh yeah, uncircumcised ones look weird
Me: Have you seen a lot of uncircumcised ones?
Joe: Yeah, in porn.
Me: That's gross, porno king
Joe: Just because I'm worldly and sophisticated, doesn't make me gross

Apparently watching porn makes you worldly and sophisticated in my husband's crazy world.

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