~The other day I put my microwave lunch in to cook at work, sat down and ate the rest of my lunch then wondered why the hell I was still hungry. I was seriously starving and began to calculate if I had time to run to McDonalds to grab more food. 15 minutes later, a co-worker asked me if my ravioli was in the microwave...well now wonder I was starving, I left the main part of my meal uneaten
~I sat down with a package of Oreos the other night and within about 30 seconds I had eaten 5. The math teacher in me figured at this pace I could eat the whole package in about 6 minutes. I wonder if that is a Guinness world record.
~This morning I poured a bowl of cereal and sat down at my desk to eat. I keep mil in my mini fridge for occasions when I'm running late and don't have time to eat before leaving for work. I ate about three bites before I realized I had not in fact poured milk on my cereal and was eating dry frosted flakes.
~Yesterday I was so desperate for something besides water to drink that I did one of the things I despise the most...I stood at my refrigerator with the door open and drank orange juice straight from the carton. As I wiped my orange mustache away, I felt like I had hit a new low in life.
Of all the things I thought might happen during pregnancy, I never imagined I'd have this many issues with food.
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haha i am currently laughing out loud! I love that you got 3 bites into your frosted flakes before you realized there was no milk on them! And I also love the fact that you have a mini fridge in your classroom. Maybe I should get one for my cubicle...
Pregnancy brain!
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