Friday, February 12, 2010

Looking into the crystal ball

There's this website called Madame Zaristka that asks you some really asinine questions and then predicts your birth experience. Based on my answer, here's what I have to look forward to...

The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and a lot of black hair.

Two questions:
1) If my baby weighs less than six pounds, why the hell have I gained 30?
2) Where do the amber eyes come from? Dark hair I can see...amber eyes might make the husband think I strayed while in Monte Carlo.

We'll see if Madame Zaristka's prediction comes true in about 9 weeks.

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