There's this website called Madame Zaristka that asks you some really asinine questions and then predicts your birth experience. Based on my answer, here's what I have to look forward to...
The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and a lot of black hair.
Two questions:
1) If my baby weighs less than six pounds, why the hell have I gained 30?
2) Where do the amber eyes come from? Dark hair I can see...amber eyes might make the husband think I strayed while in Monte Carlo.
We'll see if Madame Zaristka's prediction comes true in about 9 weeks.
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