5 People I hate....

Hopefully you're not one of them!

#5) The idiots who see a long line of cars on a merge lane, so blow past in the next lane and then squeeze in at the last second.

You're the reason this long line of cars is here, Dumba$$.

#4) The Post Master General...

or whoever decides that I need junk mail delivered to my house 6 days a week, but on the Tuesday after Labor Day, only has one person working the counter at the post office from 4-5. It appears to be a mismanagement of funds when you pay someone to do useless work all week, but won't pay someone to help with the line of 15 people picking up packages and mailing things after work.

#3) The jerk who manages to get to the corner coffee shop before me and orders the one and only asiago cheese bagel.

The one thing I look forward to when I have to get up at 6:30 a.m. on a Sunday with Harper is going for coffee and an asiago cheese bagel when Joe wakes up. When I walk in and see that damn guy already at the counter...I just want to punch someone.

#2) Monica Day.

I know this is a very specific person...she's the person who does the traffic reports on the morning NBC news show I watch. Talk about wanting to stab yourself in the eye first thing in the morning. I hate how surprised she is that there's no traffic at 4:45 in the morning. I hate how she tries to be "cool" as she jokes around with the other newscasters. When she filled in for the usual lady who was on maternity leave, I almost quit watching.

And the number one group of people I hate....

#1) Joggers who get to a stop light and jog in place to "keep their heart rate up."

You look like an idiot high stepping it at the corner of a major intersection. The 30 seconds of standing in place while the light changes is not going to ruin your work out. When I see someone doing their stationary running, I get this mental image of myself tripping them when they begin moving and them splaying out in the middle of the road. It's cruel, I know, but it just really annoys me.

Hopefully my hatred for this group of people doesn't land me on your 5 people you hate list.