Today I'm heading down to my cousin Donna's backyard pool. The reason I love going to her pool is because it operates under what I consider to be my ultimate pool rules:
1. The pool is for sunbathing. No splashing, pushing or dunking.
2. Rafts are required. How else to you expect to get an amzing tan without suffering in the 90 degree heat.
3. Alcohol permitted.
4. Napping required.
The only thing her pool is missing is the hunky lifeguard eye candy. Oh well, I guess you can't have everything.
1. The pool is for sunbathing. No splashing, pushing or dunking.
2. Rafts are required. How else to you expect to get an amzing tan without suffering in the 90 degree heat.
3. Alcohol permitted.
4. Napping required.
The only thing her pool is missing is the hunky lifeguard eye candy. Oh well, I guess you can't have everything.
Here are some of my favorite pool signs:
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